I’m not really a cat person

although all the women in my life seem so.
Perhaps if I had a dog, the women
around me would be doggie types.... you know what I mean.
Perhaps a Lab, that would squeeze
pimples with due vigour and wrestle specks from my eyes.

I get along with cats. Generally we come to good
agreement about how much food, water and affection
is appropriate in the morning. Although
they generally prefer more food and less affection,
go figure....


Oct. 4/02